✨Post-it-Love-Note whisper sweet nothings to me edition✨
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side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
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@2 weeks ago with 24794 notes
before u say that romeo and juliet is a play about dumb teenagers let me explain u a thing
except really: i’ve had a few people asking me why i even bother with this play that is SEEEEMINGLY about nothing or some rubbish i don’t understand. it’s one of my favourite shakespeare pieces and i always get an eyeroll when i say that, to which i have to promptly eyeroll in return because there’s a decent chance the person rolling their eyes is a little more out of it than i am. not always…….okay so far i’m at 100% track record but im sure it’ll happen one day.
anyway, this only MARGINALLY begins to breach what’s going on in romeo and juliet. it’s one of shakespeare’s shorter dramas but fUCK DOES HE CRAM A LOT IN THERE FOR IT. everytime i read it i find something new and usually heartbreaking. this play makes me fucking bawl (ok not literally i don’t cry at movies and books and things) and i don’t think it’s for reasons people are usually grasping. SO HERE ARE MY FEELS though only really for the main young cast as, again, i couldn’t possibly get into everything here. also carefully avoided friar lawrence or else it would have kicked off everything else. maybe one day there will be sequel with more stuff but for now here is the bare bones framework.
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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.
@1 month ago with 102121 notes
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
No comment necessary.
You are my hero.
Here, take your medal/cup/ring/token/thing because you win the internet, you just win it.
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
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@1 month ago with 76285 notes
